Bad, bad kitty!

26Aug10

Yes, the cats are getting used to the new place. But with less space to run around in, Midnight’s been…getting into a bit of trouble lately–and with the joy of working from home, the sound of “bad kitty!” followed by a few squirts from the Feline Attitude Readjustment Tool (a.k.a. a plastic squirt gun, presently broken–oddly enough) is all too frequent.

You knew this was coming…to the tune of the blues standard ‘Bad, bad whiskey’:

Bad, bad kitty
Bad, bad kitty
Tore up my happy home

Bad, bad kitty
When I left home this morning
Left him a post to paw
So he wouldn’t rip the couch
But where did he sink his claws?
Bad, bad kitty
Bad, bad kitty
Tore up my happy home

Kitty had a party:
Catnip was behind closed doors
He jammed his nose in the cupboard
Now it’s all over the floor
Bad, bad kitty
Bad, bad kitty
Tore up my happy home

Kitty’s off in hiding
Stuffed with tuna tartare
I’d squirt you with a lemon
but I can’t find where you are!
Bad, bad kitty
Bad, bad kitty
Tore up my happy home